Thursday, December 28, 2006

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The Nose On Your Face (Conservative Satire)

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Are you freakishly obsessed with the daily casualty count in Iraq? Do you find yourself disappointed when a day or two goes by and no American soldiers die? Have you ever been at a cocktail party and said, "How can we be so damn jovial when George Bush is responsible for a death toll in Iraq that is approaching one-tenth the total of British dead in the Second Boer War?"

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Still not convinced? What if we told you the Pocket Casualty Counter can be personally customized, so the latest information can be delivered by your favorite anti-war celebrity? That's right! Who better to tell you that a U.S. soldier has died than Cindy Sheehan? Or Michael Moore? Imagine the dulcet tones of John Kerry echoing from your pocket against a funeral dirge. You'll be the talk of starbucks.

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Ethiopia Kickin’ Butt!

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Let us pray they win this battle. Somalia has become a hotbed of Islamo-Fascism, which has led to minor border skirmishes with Ethiopia (a largely Christian nation). They have finally had enough and consider an Islamic state right next to them as an important enough security threat to invade – full swing. Ethiopia ignored the press, something our Democrats make sure we do not do, and pressed forward to victory. Now the legitimate Somali Government and troops are filtering back into control… thanks to Ethiopia’s un-PC like behavior.

  • Reuters Article
  • Sharia cannot, I repeat, cannot be allowed a foothold in any new country. Just as Nazism or Communism was an ideology we fought against, so to is this new-wave of Islamo-Fascism. With the weakening of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad grip on his people , and the yearning for freedom… we may be seeing other countries stepping up to the plate and drawing their lines in the sand.


  • Real-Clear Politics Article

  • PapaG