Showing posts with label Rated M (Mature). Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rated M (Mature). Show all posts

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Jesse James Cheated on Sandra Bullock -- What An Ass! (I Am Commenting On Jesse James, Not On His Mistress)

UPDATE: I found out through a friend that another close friend told a story of being on the set of a Sandra Bullock film and her proclivity of making "sex toys" out of a guy or two on set while with Jesse... in fact her assistant used to keep Jesse away for a few day period to ensure secrecy.  

So maybe Jesse was getting back at her? If a guy were to make a statement about cheating on a gal who has herself cheated on him for years with many people, this gal (below) would be about the loudest statement one could make. She's pretty, and very noticeable. Who knows. They're all nuts!


Disgraceful... especially after this wonderful, heartfelt shout-out to Jesse (begins at 1:13):





Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Massive Crane Collapse -- Back To The Drawing Board (Language)

A Funny Story Sent To Me via Email

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina Dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit the Wonder Dog, and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that:

"No, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms."

I told her that "it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again." (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked "if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her "No, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both."

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

Friday, March 05, 2010

I'm Running Away To America

(Slight Language at the end)

Thursday, March 04, 2010

(UPDATE: NOT DAWN IN FOOTAGE) Amateur Home Video Captures Tilikum Killing Trainer Dawn Brancheau (CAUTION - Mature Rating)

Do Not Watch This If Easily Offended or Squeamish
I wish to caution my reader, while this is not bloody, or "graphic" in the sense that the movies we have become accustomed to are, it is still a person fighting for their life, and as we all know, this person looses. 

A reader pointed out that this is not Dawn Brancheau being attacked here by this Killer "Whale," upon further viewing, this reader is correct, my apologies:
That is not Tilikum. You can see that this whale has a straight dorsal fin. Tilikum's dorsal fin is curled over. The person in the water appears to be a man...no ponytail. Tilikum is also much larger than this whale.
Thank you to the anonymous reader. One adept poster at the videos comment section wrote this:
This is NOT the recent killer whale attack at seaworld. This is film of another attack but not Dawns attack. The trainers at the time of Dawns attack we're wearing the black and white suits. It was also an overcast day at the time of the attack and the sun was not out... and finally, this is not the tank she was killed in. It is very clear that this is NOT the most recent attack.



You can see her in all her "prime" in this SeaWorld Ad, this is with thanks to Kathy Riordan, she has lots of info on Dawn and other aspects of this "taming" of wild beasts:



Here is some amateur footage of Dawn Brancheau working at the 2006 Sea World "Believe" show.



PUNCH OUT -- Best Epic Beard Man Eva! (Caution... LANGUAGE)

(Caution... the 2nd Cartoon has LOTS OF LANGUAGE)