Showing posts with label Beer-Wine-Cheese. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beer-Wine-Cheese. Show all posts

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Quality Health-Care Exemplified in Beer -- Schlitz Malt Liquor


A HotAir h/t -- Government Health-Care and its subsequent quality (as exemplified in Canada, Britain, and France, as well as other countries) exemplified in Beer:
These numbers should raise deep worries about the future of our republic. A nation whose government does not rest on the consent of the governed is a nation whose government holds sway only by inertia, or by force.
It is a nation vulnerable to political shocks, usurpation, or perhaps even political collapse or civil war. It is a body politic suffering from a serious illness. Those who care about America should be very worried.

But we’ve had enough political drama in recent years, so I’ll go for a more prosaic comparison: The once-heady brew of American freedom has become watery and unsatisfying.

In fact, when I think of the federal government’s brand now, I think of Schlitz beer. Schlitz was once a top national brew. But, in search of short-term gains, it began gradually reducing its quality in tiny increments to save money, substituting cheaper malt, fewer hops and “accelerated” brewing for its traditional approach.

Each incremental decline was imperceptible to consumers, but after a few years, people suddenly noticed that the beer was no good anymore. Sales collapsed, and a “Taste My Schlitz” campaign designed to lure beer drinkers back failed when the “improved” brew turned out not to be any better. A brand image that had been accumulated over decades was lost in a few years, and it has never recovered.
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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

8-Year Prison Term for Stealing $4 Bag of Cheese

This is a tough call. Maybe the judge knows how violent this ex-con can be and he doesn't want someone getting hurt on his watch? I have to tell you, if I knew I was going to get this amount of time for such a cheesy offense, I would have taken something other than a  bag of Tillamook shredded cheese! Some aged Gouda perhaps, how about some Parmigiano Reggiano:
A Yolo County judge on Monday sentenced a man who walked out of a store with a package of cheese in his trousers to seven years and eight months in prison.

Prosecutors had originally sought a life sentence for Robert Ferguson under the state's "three strikes" law. They dropped that bid last month, saying a psychological report had convinced them that a life sentence wasn't warranted....

....No weapons or injuries were associated with his crimes, Brushia told the judge....


When it came time to sentence Ferguson on Monday, Judge Warriner chose a middle ground. He accepted a probation department recommendation to disregard the prior strikes and to sentence Ferguson to the upper term for petty theft with priors.

The judge gave Ferguson 825 days of credit for his time in jail awaiting trial and said Ferguson would be required to serve half his sentence in prison. He will be eligible for parole in less than three years.


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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Martin Luther Quote -- Wine & Women


Martin Luther on Beer and Wine



Do not suppose that abuses are eliminated by destroying the object which is abused. Men can go wrong with wine and women. Shall we then prohibit and abolish women? The sun, the moon, and the stars have been worshiped. Shall we then pluck them out of the sky?
…see how much he [God] has been able to accomplish through me, though I did no more than pray and preach. The Word did it all. Had I wished I might have started a conflagration at Worms. But while I sat still and drank beer with Philip and Amsdorf, God dealt the papacy a mighty blow.


Martin Luther, quoted in:
Drinking with Calvin and Luther – A History of Alcohol in the Church by Jim West

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Off duty cops arrest would be robber in attempted bar hold up

My favorite part is that the cops never spilled or let go of their beer. They get an A++. Maybe the President should have a "Beer Summit" with them!